Funny

When you decide not to go out with anyone, everybody decides to ask you out. I mean everybody. Even the guy who saw you in pain for more than twenty minutes without any makeup, wearing the hospital's clothes. Even the guy who has seen you for the past four years and has never even said hello. Then you ask him why he's asking you out now and he goes: you always looked like you were mad. Maybe I should were my "mad mask" again.