Lost Phone
I lost my fancy red phone. It's new and I don't have many contacts stored in it. Just the most important ones. I will pay ramson if found and returned. I suspect Dear R., that you know where my phone is. If that's the case, you only have to return it. No questions asked.
Within the next 72 hours, you will be given an anonymous Hallandale address (in fact, you already have it) where you are to deliver R$6,000,000 cash in unmarked bills. If we discover you have attempted to contact the authorities, I can assure you that you shall never see your beloved, shiny red phone alive.
ReplyDeleteI am in the process of finding the money, Dear Rambie, but after this consider your contract with Edwin, The Cat to be over. It's your choice.
ReplyDeleteAchilles perceives the perfect trajectory of your perfect shot which would deliver its fatal blow; victory is thine - the arrow shall not be launched since your phone shall be delivered on a platter of gold. Our deepest apologies for any perturbation this may have caused Sir Edwin.
ReplyDeleteExcellent. The contract is still on then. Sincerely, yours. Sir Edwin, the Cat.
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